What if like…there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they’re the other gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there.
I could literally go fuck myself.
ah, theres two types of people
K I L L Y O U R D O U B L E
apparently there are three
ONE FOR EACH GENDER!
That was it. That was really it. She knew that she had told herself that that was it only seconds earlier, but this was now the final real ulimate it.– Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)
"This is the proverbial ‘it’." -Max Quadrupleen
i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves
If you don’t like puns or sarcasm then we’ll probably never get along ever.
I am to puns what Vladimir Lenin is to communism. 1 May or may not be its founder, but I do spread it most enthusiastically.
plot twist: two male characters are platonic friends and the fandom appreciates them as such
Harry and Ron
Shawn and Gus
Percy and Grover
Isaac and Augustus
Sam and Cas
Sherlock and Lestrade
Ford and Zaphod.
oh my goodness gracious i am just so terrible at kissing…….. it’s so embarrassing really…….. someone should help me not be terrible………… by kissing me……… on the mouth…….. multiple times……. come to think of it i am downright dreadful at holding hands and watching movies too………….